conversations with a spider

spiders are stupid........... they can't swim........... but some can.......... but then again, most can't............ hehehe. ka klaro noh??? inyu na nang problem ngano ni basa mu ani!!!!
"die stupid spider!!!!"
"spare me!!!!"
"mercy is for the weak!!!!"
*gurgle*gurgle*gurgle*splash*splash*splash*
then there was a deafening silence.............
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"SPARE ME"
"Stupid spider!!!! hirit pa jd................"